Roger's Rating:

OK, there is probably a little bit of good natured ribbing going on with this title and box design. With all of the emphasis on swallowing over the last couple of years, Chico Wang is going “old school” with more than just a nod to Mike John's latest swallowing flicks. As someone who really likes facials, I kind of like the idea of going back a few years to see pretty young girls with their faces plastered with man chowder. I know, that's so old fashioned, but I'm a romantic that way what can I say? Then again, Chico Wang has his own idea of what is sweet and romantic. I have a feeling that we are in for a bit more than your average facial movie. (As long as we get to see Cris Taliana get a blast on her homecoming queen face, I'm a happy camper.)

The movie just starts off with Tami Lynn taking a bunch facials bukkake style. It's a strange way to open, especially when Luci Thai follows with the same sort of activity. Just when it looks like we're in for something really strange, Luci settles back for a bit of actual action. She gets on her knees for Brian Surewood and Steve Holmes and gives them both head. They progress quickly with Holmes shoving his cock right up her tight ass. Luci looks really good and is ready for DP in no time. There are people walking around in the background as the guys double stuff her pussy. The footage gets much better when they put her back on all fours and take turns in her mouth and ass. Luci is a great anal slut with a very nice looking ass. The first load hits her pretty face and stays there as Brian finishes fucking her pussy. In the end Luci has her face covered and looks great.

Dana Vespoli is a pretty young thing who gets totally creamed by several loads. While she is stuck on the floor with her eyes plastered shut, Steve Holmes comes to her rescue. He takes her into the bathroom and helps her clean up. Bent over the sink, she gets spanked while washing the spunk from her eyes. Steve takes advantage of her pretty mouth, fucking Dana in the face and then dragging her around the office so that everyone can enjoy her body. They find a more comfortable place to play and Dana throws her legs up over her head. Steve pushes his big cock right into her ass. This hot little girl sure loves it deep between her cheeks. Every inch fits in there before she pulls it out for a taste. Moving on top, she shows off her cheeks and the anal violation continues. She really gets her ass drilled and even licks his armpits on the way to a big shot of cream on her pretty face. (Is it me or does Dana look like she could be Olivia O'Lovely's little sister?)

Tami Lynn is a cute little Asian girl who we already saw covered in cream, but who is back to show us what else she can do. Steve Holmes uses her mouth and then lifts her petite frame into the air for some standing 69. For such a little thing, she sure can take a lot of dick and love every inch of it. He stretches her pussy and then tries to just wreck her little ass. Tami gives an awesome anal scene and looks good from every angle. The RCA is especially good and she takes a big facial.

Hollie Stevens won't give up the A-hole and spends a long time telling Chico why it's for special purposes only. Who needs the ass when the girl has a hungry mouth like this? She hangs her head over the edge of the bed and gets fucked hard between the lips. Hollie likes it hard no matter what hole he sticks it in, screaming as she rides. The reverse cowgirl close-up shots are not the most figure-flattering for this girl, but she takes a huge load on her forehead at the end. She finishes with a series of shots in her hands that she rubs into her face.

Cris Taliana is ultra-hot and gets nailed right from the start. The guys stick dicks into her from every angle and she just fucks like a wind-up slut. Her is on display as she rides John Strong and bucks her hips so hard that she looks ready to snap in two. She never slows down, but does take a break to run around the Anabolic/Diabolic offices singing “I'm gonna get some jizz” to anyone who will listen. There is a group of guys waiting in the warehouse so Cris gets down and sucks her way through the whole lot of them. Watching her run around looking for cum is like watching some horny cheerleader on a quest. All of the guys happily grant her wish by dropping load after creamy load on her pretty face. Keep in mind, all of this happens on a break. She runs back in to finish what she started with Mr. Pete and John Strong. They immediately decide to rub dicks in her for a while. She responds better to one in the pussy and another in the mouth. After already seeing her covered in cream, we get two more at the end of this scene. Damn Cris is hot.

Katin is a nineteen year old California girl who engages in some odd conversation with Chico before taking on three guys. It would be very tough for anyone to follow Cris, but the tattooed brunette is determined to take as many cocks in her as she can. She takes DP effortlessly as they hold her between their bodies and abuse her orifices. The A2M train doesn't stop until they have given her all the cum in their heavy balls.

The action in this movie is all over the place. I've never been all that fond of the in between stuff. Sometimes it's great, but how do we focus on a full scene from a girl with one great facial when we have already seen her do a bukkake type face-bath? That said there is some great stuff in the main scenes and in between as well. As a fan of facials, I liked this movie. The sex is pretty damn good, with just a bit more freak show than I enjoy, but with really hot facial pops. Cris is my favorite face in the bunch and I'd cream all over it any time I get the chance. Dana is an up and comer who may end up being a really big star before she's through. For anyone who is tired of seeing girls gulp down seed before they wear a bit of the goo, this is a perfect little stroke flick.

In addition to the three hours of the feature, we get a bonus scene and cumshot recap reel. The Diabolic DVD bonus material is getting better.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM