Roger's Rating:

It is the time of year when companies break out their biggest releases. This two-disc set from Wicked has some really nice packaging and appears to be quite the epic. Brad Armstrong is taking on the entire history of female sexuality in one movie. That's quite ambitious of him. In truth this movie isn't all that different from other Armstrong flicks. There is some mild voice over dialog, but basically this is an MTV-style porn flick with lavish costumes. He has a great looking cast headlined by jessica drake, Carmen Hart and Trina Michaels. They will help carry the eye candy and the sexual heat. Will that be enough to make this one worthy of some statues come January?

Lori Lust, Exotica & Tommy Gunn

The opening scene shows man (and woman) as an early pleasure seeking beast. Tommy and the girl are dressed up like extras from a Conan flick. Lori and Exotica pass his prick back and forth, sucking it hungrily. The quick cut editing and hard pounding music fit the costumes well, but don't exactly promote maximum sexual heat. For anyone into serious hard bodies, both Expotica and Lori are buffed and quite energetic as they fuck. It almost looks like an ab-fetish movie as he fucks the girls on his way to a big facial shot.

Ice LaFox & Friends

The female form has now been transformed and that gives us Ice with six arms to service her many male companions. There is some interesting camera work here as Ice works her hands and mouth over cock after cock. It's a short little scene with some nice oral and good face shots, but it's more of an oddity than anything else.

Katsumi Lez Fest

The French take female form to the next level with a scene that looks as if Tim Burton showed up in a Tom Zupko nightmare that he had on a Michael Ninn set. We get porcelain dolls, violins, corsets and then a big giant veg fest right on stage. If you are heavily into girl on girl action with white make up, classic dresses and wigs that make the women look three feet taller, then you will enjoy this scene more than I did. I found myself thinking that the style so overwhelms the sex that even a great lesbian four-way would be lost. Since the sex is a little cold (And because jessica is horribly underutilized) the result is rather bland. It's beautiful and impressive from a set design and lighting standpoint, but as a raw sex scene it is colder than that dead stare Katsumi gets during some of her sex scenes.

Mia Smiles, Kirsten Price, Carmen Hart, Katsumi & Guys

The decadence continues as the women are brought down a long staircase on trays and served up to the gentlemen for dinner. They jump right into the action here and it moves around so quickly that you just might miss it. Katsumi seems more into things here and Mia always looks good taking cock from behind. The Wicked Girls do their part to add some eye candy to this banquet of carnal delights. Katsumi handles the anal while Mia eats most of the sperm. This is another highly stylized romp that will be great for fans of couples-friendly orgy action.

Trina Michaels & Mr. Marcus and Sean Michaels

Now that women are empowered they are free to wear furs and jewelry while keeping big dogs on leashes. Naturally Trina's big dogs transfer into big men. (Black men at that, but let's just assume that's just a coincidence.) Marcus and Sean are prepared to give the busty blonde all she can handle and then some. She looks fantastic stroking those big cocks towards her pretty face, but the quick cuts really take away from the potential heat. We keep cutting away from the action to shots of her posing like it's some X-rated Britney video. As usual, Trina opens up her ass and gets it stuffed hard by big cock. There is just enough great anal footage to get us through to the double facial. This is good, but again it's a style thing. If you want to actually see the action then you're probably going to be intensely frustrated.

jessica drake

In his never ending search to find the perfect woman, man has created artificial intelligence. Naturally that leads to a fully functional sex-bot. Wisely they built this unit in the form of jessica drake. To test her out, Eric Masterson slips cocks into her holes. Apparently they pass inspection because he quickly follows with his own shaft. Her body really does look perfect and the cut aways are maddening. Even her tight little ass gets probed and if you can put up with the editing, it is pretty hot toy play. The shot is fired towards her face, but lands on a plastic shield presumably to keep the special cyborg from getting ruined.

Disc Two:

The bonus disc kicks off with two hot extra scenes. jessica and Eric give us a really hot scene from “Curse Eternal.” Kirsten and Carmen double up on Tommy from “Made in the USA.” Both scenes are hotter from a pure stroke perspective than anything in the feature. We get a full access making of movie that gives us some insight into how Brad puts a project like this together. For more sex action there is a sexual BTS, Girls of Fuck tease featurette, photo gallery, star galleries and star bios.

This movie really looks like a lot of Brad's other movies. The set design and art direction are exquisite. There are some incredible costumes here and they all fit the style of the scene perfectly. He's added a bit of voice over dialog, but there isn't much difference between this and his music video style flicks. The women are beautiful and some of them even turn in hot performances. It's not like Trina and jessica can't blow the doors off of other women. They just aren't really given the chance in this project. It's hard to focus on the action when we keep cutting away. Fuck is a slick movie with some impressive production values, but in the end it is more design than dialog and style than strokeability.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM