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Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD
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Candida Royalle's Revelations Movie
Candida Royalle's Revelations Description:
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Starring: Amy Rapp, Ava Grace, Nicole London, Colin Matthews, Martin London, Paris Phillips.
First of all keep in mind that Candida Royale (not with cheese) directed this sleeper, so if ALL of the stars were mediocre at best it's Candida's fault for not being more demanding.
- and just in case somebody starts pointing fingers at chauvinism the same comment would had been applied to any male director. I don't give a crap who the director of a video is; if the work sucks I'll say it.
Gee, I'm sorry for feminists out there but Candida crapped out BIG time. First of all she decided it would be fine to combine video and film simultaneously (the main plot is shot on film but when the star--Amy Rapp-- watches a video it switches to, well, video.
Second, the plot is so old, and so overdone--even in mainstream film--that you'll just want to barf. It's the same old "brave new world" kind of thing where the government takes over and everybody is supposed to wear uniforms, sex if "dirty" and strictly for procreation, etc. Picture "Demolition Man" only with a pathetic budget.
On top of that the sex scenes are, uhm. . . female-oriented. That is: they seem to be more related to what a woman would like to see than what a man would. I guess this is why they show lots of penis shots but no vaginal shots.
Sorry, but it was boring at best. At least from my male-pig point of view. Heck! One of the scenes with Amy doesn't even have any sex! It's just making out! Picture Melrose Place style sex.
I guess the fact that the cast is not some bunch of fake, lippo-sucked, overused porn queens. That DOES get boring.
The part that bothered me the most is the fact that the production team spent too much effort in making a story and not enough delivering good sex.
Perhaps one day somebody will explain to us, the public, why the hell some people actually think that porn fans really CARE about the plot. That's what mainstream film is for, you morons!
Granted, some porn films are in fact interesting plot-wise (Taboo would be a fine example), but keep in mind that when a flick is interesting plot-wise it's because the subject matter DEALS with sex. The "sex is forbidden in the brave new world" theme not only is LAME, but it's hard to concieve at all! If anything the OPPOSITE seems to be the truth.
A Really. What a waste of talent and production material. The 2 is based on how naturally good looking the females are in this flick, but take that out of the equation and the result is a 1.
Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD
Custodian Of Records Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: P. Harvey, Custodian of Records, Femme Distributors, 302 Meadowland Drive, Hillsborough, NC 27278. Femme Distributors hereby certifies that Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: P. Harvey, Custodian of Records, Femme Distributors, 302 Meadowland Drive, Hillsborough, NC 27278. Femme Distributors hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Candida Royalle's Revelations DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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