Will Packwood's Rating:

Starring: Lene Hefner, Brittany O'Connell, Alex Jordan, Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Nick East and Tina Tyler.

Their performances as actors and actresses was grade "B" but it surpassed their sexual performances - and that's not good in an X-rated flick. It is, however, typical Paul Thomas, Vivid style, almost soft core type smut.

It wasn't bad. The tape I had some interference lines running through it from time to time, but I think that was probably a problem with the tape itself rather than a production problem.

Paul never did know how to get the most, sexually, out of the performers and this is no exception. He just doesn't know how to shoot or direct a dirty "love scene" - he should take the Seymore Butt's director's course.

Tepid, at best.

I remember years ago when I first saw Lene Hefner - I think it was on the box of "Swap 2" - I was instantly attracted and bought the tape. She has an appealing look that made me want to see more of her. Maybe it's the mouth, large and so penis accommodating looking, maybe it's the slender, firm body with her nice ass and firm, full blown rack, long shapely legs, maybe it's the whole package. She looked so fresh, so clean, she was the type of girl porno fans would just love to foul, or at least see porno dudes foul for us. At any rate the boxes and promo shots probably sold more tapes than her sexual performances.

I like to watch Lene, because she is so hot and looks so damned f--ckable naked, but I wish she would have gotten down and dirty with at least one of her male partners - of course that is something that has been lacking in all the work of her's that I have seen - at least so far. Unfortunately, that is exactly how this video worked out as well.

We begin with Lene and Jon Dough in bed talking. They fall asleep and I think we see a flashback to when they first met. Dough-boy arrives at a party with Brittany O'Connell in toe. She's dressed like a hooker and Lene and Alex spew forth their objections - not to Brittany or Dough, but to each other. Lene takes an instant dislike to Dough and they have a verbal disagreement. This leads to the first sex scene in which Brittany drops down on Jon, cradling his pin in her hand and lavishes it with her oral attentions. The scene is short - in fact all of the sex scenes in this film are too short - and Jon blows his load onto her asshole.

Now Dough calls Lene looking for a date, but she winds up in bed with Mark Davis. There is too much talk here to set this scene up and too little sex to make this worth waiting for, but eventually Davis bobs his head down to Lene's love triangle while she plays with his johnson - though she never does fellate him. With that mouth of hers just built for c--ksucking, Lene chooses not to use it here. Unbelievably disappointing. After a short f--k using a condom, Mark pulls it off and blows his load on her stomach.

Antother long converation follows, before Lene has a short lesbo tryst with Alex Jordan. Jordan had a decent body, always well toned and tanned - I use the past tense, of course because Alex offed herself several years back. What a waste. At any rate the sex in this scene too is just OK, though Lene seems like she's into the sex with Alex more than with the guys - humm, wonder what that means? - it's still not very hot.

These segments are all separated by converations that are supposed to add to the story, but somehow are just kind of aggrevating. Next we get Alex and Nick East going at it. I was expecting this to coupling to generate a little more heat because I've seen Alex do some nastier stuff in other tapes, but Paul Thomas puts a stop to any potential heat that might have come out of this and Nick sleepily unloads onto her stomach.

Finally we get to the moment this story has been building up to since the beginning of the tape - the Jon Dough vs. Lene Hefner sexual encounter. It is the best of the film. Lene actually puts Jon's wang in his made-for-cocksucking-mouth, but only for a short time. Jon also spreads her luscious ass open as they make out on the bed before the sex, giving us a nice view of what we would all like to get our hands on, or dicks into, but the sex itself is nothing special. Sadly, Lene simply looks hotter than she acts in the sack.

Lene's body. Even though she doesn't do the things we'd like to see her do, she makes the guys wear condoms and the sex scenes with her lack heat and are so short, if you blink you might miss the action, I still love to see her naked body. I must be in love.

The overwritten story, the attempts to explain relationships, the lack of the sexual heat - no anals, no facials, no hot and sweaty sex and, I hate to say it - the use of condoms in Lene's sex scenes.

I'll give it a 5 because Lene takes off her clothes and simulates sex - without her it would be catbutt stuff.

Posted By Will Packwood, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM