Roger's Rating:

If you missed the first Naked Aces movie, then you missed something pretty cool. It is the latest creation from Digital Playground and Robby D. It's a pretty simple movie, but I know that is had some people a little confused. Hopefully by now you've figured it out. It's basically hot chicks in bikinis with guns. What could be hotter? What could be more "dude-oriented" than that? This time around, Robby is giving guns to some very hot young women. DP contract star Jesse Jane heads the Naked Aces team. A team you say? Yeah, these gun toting hotties is on a mission. Some gay dudes have stolen a magic dildo and the chicks need to get it back. The sex is straight forward and hot and every second of tease features something hot. After all, it's girls like Jesse and Briana running around shaking their stuff inside of tiny bikinis. And they shoot guns. See how simple that is?

Rocking the silver bikini and pink fishnets, Jesse points guns at us and orders us to get our cocks out. She gives us great tease that includes some moves that defiantly don't belong in a gun safety video but are perfect here. She finishes by shooting at us and saying "And I don't do fags." I guess that's bad news for Marco because he prances into the bedroom like Nathan Lane at a naked Boy Band buffet and delights at the collection of dildo laid out before him. If this freaky little love fest almost plays itself out, but the Naked Aces burst in to show that "dicks are for chicks." No man stands a chance against Jess, Rebeca and Briana. They dive on top of Marco and fight over his cock. They also eat a lot of pussy. It seems that the Naked Aces, like many porn fans, think guys who take dildos up their asses are "fags" but girls who eat pussy are just fine. This scene is frantic and sometimes it is hard to tell who is doing what to who. Briana doe establish herself with some super hot cowgirl fucking. Not one to be outdone, Jesse Jane takes center stage. She shows incredible energy and even in the middle of four bodies manages to shine like a superstar. Rebeca does her best to keep up and provides us with some pretty good action as well. Marco finally pulls out and shoots all over Briana's cute little butt.

Before heading out to capture the dude who stole the dildo, Renae, shows off her bikini clad body and has us all ready to see her get stuffed full of hard cock. Though she thinks that the bulge in his pants is the dildo, Renae is happy to be wrong. She finds that it is the real thing and jut has to put it in her mouth. It barely fits in her hand, but she is a Naked Ace for a reason. It seems to fit well in her pussy, but she stops every few strokes to taste it again. Maybe she just wants to make sure that it isn't a fake dick. Nothing wrong with watching her suck dock of course. She actually does it rather well. Once her pussy is wet enough to really take it, Renae get on all four and pumps back until every last inch of that thing is buried in her womb. That set him up perfectly to shoot a load on her inviting ass.

Skinny and pale, Madison doesn't seem to be the fighting type. A big gun is a great equalizer though and she is an Ace in search of that magic dildo. The pre-scene gun footage is either hysterical or tragic. Watch carefully as she twin guns she sports in one shot magically become one huge pea shooter and then back again. She finds the magic toy and uses it to get herself off. When a mullet-wigged Jerry tries to steal it back, Madison blasts him with her guns and then throws him into bed where she is really set to do some damage. This aggressive girl rides side saddle on his dick, fucking with a whole lot of energy. The scene is well shot, but something just isn't clicking for me. Madison ups the ante by spreading wide and opening her ass for some fun. The anal is pretty damn good, but I'm anxious for another Jesse scene.

Just when the evil ninja master is about to get his hands on the dildo, Jesse comes in with a rocket launcher and her two bazookas to stop him. Tossing him onto the bed, she grabs that dick like it's made of candy. She clearly doesn't have to turn this one from gay to straight so Jesse just tries to suck his spine out through the head of his prick. That's more like it. The spark is back and she looks ready to take on an army of ninjas as long as they all have big hard dicks. Sucking isn't the only thing that Jesse does well though. Getting back on top, she squat fucks his meat like she is trying to break that thing off. A lot of girls just mail it in these days, but Jesse really gets a workout when she fucks. Her hips move at super speed and it wouldn't shock me at all to discover that any guy she works with ends up with severely bruised hips. Tommy turns her over and takes her from behind, pumping her as hard as he can. Still she seems to be outdoing him. He barely has time to roll into spoon for a few strokes before firing a load onto her pussy. I do believe this actually kills him. Now that's what I call pussy.

Apparently the Aces have completely turned Marco because now he's ready to share his toys with busty Candy. She swallows his cock as well as any dude could do. Candy gets busy on all fours and proves that she can take whatever he can dish out. This isn't a bad scene, but I think that perhaps we're seeing a bit of an anti-climax. This isn't a bad scene; it just isn't a great one. Candy is a big titted blonde with decent energy. If we hadn't just watched Jesse tear things up, I might be more impressed. Marco finishes her off with a shot on her tits. Would this scene be better if it were before the Jesse scene rather than right after? Strange as it may seem, it really would. At least then we would end on an extreme high note.

Scene order aside, this is a nice second effort from the Naked Aces franchise. It is tough to be Jesse Jane when it comes to jiggle, it is hard to imagine anything more stroke-tastic than Jesse Jane in a bikini with a big boom stick it in her hand. She looks great and shines in her two sex scene. The one on one with Tommy probably should have been the finale because it is so strong. You have to love finishing a movie with a powerful exclamation point. During the three on one, Jesse is a star, but Rebeca and Briana somehow hold their own with one of the most high-energy babes in all the world. If you like straight forward sex movies with cute, funny tease that is still sexy, then put this series in your rent/buy list. It's slick, funny and the sex is really good. We have seen Shay Jordan lead the Aces and we have seen Jesse take the lead. Who is better? Oh man, we need to see some head to head footage to really see who the best Ace is.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM