Roger's Rating:

Before she went to Digital Playground, Tera Patrick made movies for a few companies. Nic Cramer was smart enough to grab her up for a couple of the things he's done for pleasure. The box cover shot is just gorgous, and if you look closely, you will see a little 'couples choice' logo in the corner. I suppose that should be enough to scare the raincoaters away, but it's my duty to continue on anyway. Personally, I'm looking forward to hearing what Tera Patrick sounds like as a phone sex operator.

Mickey G is having phone sex when we venture into his fantasy. Blonde Salina Del Ray crawls across the floor to suck his cock. She's not that great looking, but does get into sucking his dick. Since he's paying four bones per minute, Mickey wants more than oral from his phone fantasy slut. He bangs her from behind and shoots his load all over her stuffed chest.

Tera works with Mel at the phone sex place. At home, Tera's having plenty of problems. She really wants to get married, but Randy Spears is waiting until he can afford to give her the life she deserves. He is also less than thrilled with her chosen profession. After the lecture, they make up in the way that all porn couples do. After spending so much time talking about sex, it's clear Tera wants to get down to some of the real thing. Randy treats her right, licking her toes, her legs and finally setting in between those smooth thighs. She rolls off the bed and starts sucking his cock. Great eye contact as she stares into the camera, loving his shaft with her mouth. Couples movie or not, this is great looking footage. Tera mounts her man, shaking her ass with each stroke and milking his prick with her tight little cookie. Good full view during the reverse cowgirl and some fine leg shots as Randy pushes her thighs back against her tits. Randy mounts her chest and lets Tera stroke a load all over her mouth. Very hot scene, though it has a strong orange tint that is a bit distracting.

The next day at work, a guy calls in wanting Tera to watch him fuck a young slut. Since she's up for new things, she actually makes it happen for the guy. Melody and Tera show up at the guy's office and show him the time of his life. Cute little Mel strips down for her new 'boss' showing off her tight little bod. She's very slow to undress him, teasing and talking like a sexy little slut. The picture quality is iffy again in this scene, with that orange tint really hard on the eyes. Tera watches as her friend gets fucked on the desk. After some very nice doggy, she takes the load all over her tits.

Liking the real action better than phone sex, Tera continues to see clients on the side. She shows up at Nacho's door and puts on a great tease show for him. He watches as she caresses and sucks her perfect tits. After teasing him for a while, Tera calls him over and takes his big cock into her mouth. She goes as deep as she can, staring up into his face as she worships his prick with her beautiful mouth. I don't know how much this guy paid to fuck Tera, but he's getting a great deal. The best footage comes when he's got her on her hands and knees and is slamming her from behind. That leads right into a final blowjob with Nacho jerking and slapping his cock against Tera's face. She sucks the load right out of his dick, making his evening just perfect.

As much as she loves fucking her customers, Tera still gets paid when she sets up her cute friends with horny guys. She brings April over to see Bachi and then watches as the perfect young blonde proves her worth as a filthy slut. He checks out her body before bending her over the couch. This long legged blonde looks great fucking from any angle. Bachi gives her a solid bone before dropping his load on her smooth skin.

I suppose the couples sticker on the box is pretty accurate. There is a light story here and the sex is shot in a way that makes everyone look very good. Tera's scenes are all quite hot, especially when she's able to tease a bit before the fucking begins. My biggest problem with this movie was the orange tint in every scene. I'm not sure if this was a problem with the video or if it just came up in the DVD tranfer, but it's pretty distracting. Melody and April turn in good scenes, but have to take a back seat to Tera. If you can pay some cash to have this babe make your fantasies come true, then you're in good shape indeed.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Triple F's Rating:

Starring: Former cover model and Former Penthouse Pet Tera Patrick stars as the frustrated phone-sex girlfriend, who becomes a mistress/whore and dumps her lazy boyfriend played by Randy Spears. Kind of a subpar performances by the leads, but I blame the director. There are good elements around, but the director doesn't tie them together cohesively. You've seen the phone-sex and the mistress plots done much better in many other films.

They aim for a couples market with the letterboxing, and the soft lighting and the filters. But, there's a lot of amateurishness in the production with the boom microphone dropping down many times, the cameraman casting shadows on the bodies during sex, and the occasional glances toward the director/cameraman by the actresses. Inexcusable carelessness.

At least the director got this part right, the sex scenes ascend from least to best. All porn films should end with the hottest scene and this one finishes with an awesome RC with April Flowers.

This is fourth movie I've seen where April Flowers has clearly had the best scene. This woman is amazing; lithe, thin, and a wonderful mane of blond hair. She may not be supermodel perfect like Tera Patrick, but she just seems to enjoy her sex scenes way more than anyone else in the video. All porn chicks should emulate her ferocity and sexual energy. If there's any justice. April should be a major star now or in the neat future.

Aside from the aimless direction in the dialogue scenes, I actually had the bigger problem before the film started. The 900 phone line ads contained bezarre imagery far beyond what a couples film like this would contain. Advertisements for she-males and bi-curious phone lines shocked the hell out of me. I don't ever want to see a male facial ever again.

If you were looking for a nice display of Tera Patrick's modelesque face, perfect breasts, and voluptuous body (easily the best-looking Asian Actress ever!), this would be a good film to choose. She fucks nicely in two scenes, and watches and plays with herself in two others. She and the ever-beautiful April Flowers lift this lacluster couples effort to above average. I give it a 7. Be sure to FF through the ads in the beginning, unless you're really "curious".

Posted By Triple F, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM