Roger's Rating:

Earlier this week, I reviewed one of the old Assy movies from JM Productions. Like that line, this one relies on box covers that look just like popular teen magazines, complete with catchy little tag lines telling young women how to be more popular at school. (With anal sex of course.) JM favorites Candy Apples and Brooke Ashley are on hand for this volume along with some one hit wonders and girls who don't quite measure up.

Cute as a button Brooke Ashley rides up to her house on her bike. Her mom and dad aren't home, but their handyman, Weed is. He sniffs on her bicycle seat for a while before heading into the house. Even though she's dressed like a kid, Brooke has just had her eighteenth birthday and is a precocious little thing. She shows him her ass and Weed is more than happy to kiss those sweet little cheeks. He licks both her pussy and ass for a while as Brooke coos dirty dialog for out enjoyment. Brooke opens up her mouth wide and takes the head in, but her cute face makes for a very hot, if too short, blowjob. Mounting his hard dick, Brooke keeps taking in that sexy little voice as her lips gets stretched by his dick. She looks really good bent over and it's in this position that Weed slips his rod into her tight ass. Brooke takes it hard and they both work up a pretty good sweat. Weed finally pulls out and shoots a big load right into her mouth. Little Brooke is all grown up and she's going to be a very popular little slut.

Don Fernando stands on the corner with the other day workers, but can't find anyone to pick him up. When that doesn't work, he walks down the street and picks up Rubi Medel at a sidewalk taco stand. She proves to be an easy pick up and as her clothes come off, it's easy to see why. Rubi isn't bad looking I guess and does have some nice tits. She just fucks with about as much energy as Fernando has charisma. She sucks his dick for a while then he talks dirty right into her pussy. You have to almost feel sorry for this girl for having to lie there and take it as Don pokes her with his little dick. I guess that makes the anal easier on her. I only wish there was a way to make it easier on all of us watching. (Hey, that's what chapter stops are for.) There are some great scenes in the YA line; to say that this is not one of them would be a huge understatement.

Dave Hardman, Billy Glide and Chris Rivers are a trio of hockey players waiting for their fourth. His little sister is Candy Apples shows up instead. Since big brother is late, the guys offer to pop her cherry. (I don't know what's funnier, Candy claiming to be 18 or Candy claiming to be a virgin.) This is before Candy lost a ton of weight, got fake tits and covered her body with ink. She goes right to work trying to get Hardman's blood flowing. When it's almost hard, he goes around and puts in her from behind. Candy has a big ass then and a really nice set of real tits to go with it. From her oral enthusiam you can see why she's such a raincoater favorite. This girl will do anything and goes totally wild for cock in every hole. Hardman really does most of the work, anchoring a short DP and keeping his cock in Candy's ass while she sucks the other two guys. They manage to shoot their loads on her face, but only Hardman really works, sweating like a pig and fucking Candy like one as well.

Our final story involves a clumsy athlete, Lacy Love and her lecherous coach, Abby Layne. (Actually Lacy isn't an athlete, she's a soccer player.) Lacy isn't all that good looking, but compared to Abby, she's Miss freaking America. The pock marked older coach verbally abuses Lacy then takes her into the office for a real chewing out. Neither of these women are much to look at, so unless you really want to see an older gym teacher abuse a chubby assed student with toys, feel free to skip this one.

Brooke Ashley starts this movie off with a pretty good scene, but things go downhill from there. Candy apples rescues us momentarily, but she can't overcome the two really worthless scenes. Fernando's street find just isn't much to look at and she fucks with all the enthusiasm of a woman having to fuck Don Fernando. The lesbian scene at the end is pretty horrid and I hope Abby Lane has learned how to type because there is just no way her porn career amounted to anything. Candy does her best, and Brooke is worth a look, but this series has gotten a lot better since this early effort.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM