Roger's Rating:

I watched Pick Up Lines 1 way back when it first came out. Ed Powers did it then and so strong is my hatred for his work that I have not seen another Pick Up since. It took a lot of convincing to get me to overcome my fear and loathing of the Ed man (Besides, he doesn't do them any more, PLUS Leanni Lei is in this one) for me to venture into the P.U.L. series again. Will this one send me into another 25 video boycott? Will this performance send Leanni up my list of faves? Will I focus on the penises enough to make some people happy? Will I make some jokes that people take personally? Will the damn tape start already?

Wilde Oscar picks up a sexy hitchhiker, Allyson Chaynes. He takes her home to watch movies with gorgeous wife Nici Sterling. It's the we see what they see plot device, but the first thing on their screen is Peter North with Jessica Darlin. This must be an older scene since Jessica was with Elegant for a while and her hair is still long and blonde here. Peter takes her beside the spa and feasts on her mouthwatering (all real) tits and gorgeous pussy. In return, Jessica shows off the sucking skills that have made her such a sought after starlet. Peter has one of those monster C**Ks Jessica raved about in our interview and she just worships his shaft with her hungry mouth. (Hey Jess, when do I get my turn?) After she works him to full size, Peter reward her hard work by bending little Jessica over and slam fucking her from behind. She looks ready to explode as her pussy gets filled. The best thing about a tiny treat like her is that Peter is able to hold Jessica in his arms for a wild standing fuck. After this, he sets her down and aims that scuzz cannon right at her pretty face and fires a monster load that covers her face and tits. I think fucking Jessica just might bring out a North-like wad from anyone, including admiring video review geeks errr guys.

While editing, Alex Sanders get interrupted by Margo Stevens. No offense to Margo, but she is a huge step down from Jessica in both looks and on camera heat. Directors should never make women like her follow scenes like the first one, it just isn't fair. Instead of something good to say, all I can think of it, is that she just doesn't have the magic Jessica does. While this is a perfectly competent sex scene, it offers little in the way of anything I can solidly recommend. Besides, the lighting sucks and the scene is totally grainy.

Now, bring Leanni Lei in right behind that scene and my interest is perked right back up again. This perfect creature is just about the most tempting thing I can imagine. Vince Vouyer comes in and gets a taste of her sweet, bare slit before whipping out his C**K and letting those magic lips go to town on his growing rod. Those eyes, that tongue, those lips, tell me Leanni isn't one of the five most stunning starlets working today. (On second thought, don't tell me, it will only start a fight when I tell you how full of crap you are.) The little pink outfit doesn't hurt much either. When a woman this petite can take such a hard pounding, it's always a good thing and when they also look as hot at Leanni, it just makes it even better. Like Jessica, her body is made for the standing fuck and I love this just to look at her incredible legs. Great cowgirl and reverse cowgirl here with little Ms. Lei getting her fill of hard C**K. Her smiling face makes a fantastic cum target and the way she licks up every last drop is just about the most nut busting sight I've seen in a long time. Do I seem to be obsessing a bit? Well damn, this is just a fantastic scene with a fantastic lady.

We go from good to bad again as Jill Kelly and Eric Price take the screen. I just spent half a page raving about Leanni and everyone has heard my problems with Jill, so let's just save ourselves the time and effort shall we. There is nothing I find at all sexually appealing about Jill so this scene was a waste of tape to me, worse than that, it was a waste of time to have to sit through it.

Blonde Sadie Sexton and her half pint girlfriend, Susie Q attack gardener Christian Todd in the yard. They don't exactly have to twist his arm to get him to join them at the picnic table. Sadie is pretty hot looking and totally gets into having her pussy lapped by Christian while Susie sucks her big titties. After he gives the other girl the same treatment, Christian whips out his C**K and lets the two women go to town. This new stud is one you ladies at home might like. Both women are a bit mild in the sucking department, but I'll give Sadie the edge here. Todd must agree since he lets the busty blonde ride his bone first while her friend gets a mouthful of clit and nutsack. With both women bent over the table, Christian starts dishing out the D**K in a more equitable manner, filling them both with his rubber covered rod. The facial is nice, with both women getting a nice wad dropped on their faces.

We finally move back to see how Wilde, Nici and Alyssin are doing and the tape has gotten them all in an amorous mood. Nici's pussy provides the first test for their sexy hitchhiker, and the way she makes her cum would seem to indicate the Alyssin has passed pussy lapping 101 with flying colors. Next, Wilde puts his C**K into that eager mouth and enjoys a decent blowjob. Of course, as soon as Nici steps in, she shows her new friend exactly how to suck a C**K like a real hosebeast. Once again, the heat level in this scene reaches a fever pitch. Both women are blessed with very tight, very attractive pussies and Wilde goes to town, shoving every inch of his love muscle into them both. Dirty Nici even shows the new girl how to ride hard with a C**K in her bum. Only after a long, close up filled anal, do the women kneel and stare up at him with four gorgeous eyes until he unloads his protein packed load.

Of the six scenes in this tape, three of them are absolutely top notch. Jessica, Leanni and Nici are reason enough to watch this tape. In fact, their scenes are so good, I would put this in the buy category. The three way with Sadie isn't bad, in fact, it's quite good, just not the sort of mind blowing scene that catches the eye when stuck between the others. Now, the remaining two scenes are pretty terrible. The lighting killed the Margo scene, making it nearly unwatchable. Finally, the Jill Kelly scene was ruined by.well, but Jill Kelly. Enough said. Thankfully, there is a lot more good here than bad here and I recommend everyone watch it to see Leanni and Jessica get royally poked.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM