"And that's why we signed him. Nobody that we've ever met has as bad a jones for a girl's booty. He spends his life roaming around Europe, camcorder in hand, searching for the best asses out there.

"He's big on tease, lingering on the booty in question, admiring it, fawning over it, squeezing it, slapping it, then revealing it in all its curvaceous magnificence. He spreads her cheeks to display that puckered pout, then plays with it, licking, fingering, probing, and all of it's caught on tape. He gives the pussy its due, and those tits, and then it's time for some serious boffing.